Trump is demanding a military parade down Pennsylvania Avenue, just like the one he saw in France.
But what he really, really wants is one like his hero Putin puts on—especially with the lady soldiers in knee-high black boots and miniskirts (not a joke, as pictured above).
From the Mirror, 9 May 2016:
Vladimir Putin’s all-female ‘miniskirt army’ display their strength in sexist military parade.
Women troops sporting knee-high black boots and starched white uniforms – several inches above the knee.
The women marched in strict formation – and bright sunshine – to the strains of martial music and the clear delight of the macho Russian leader.