Republicans Need the Eggs
by Bob Schwartz
A great classic joke, told by Woody Allen in Annie Hall:
“It reminds me of that old joke—you know, a guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office and says, hey doc, my brother’s crazy! He thinks he’s a chicken. Then the doc says, why don’t you turn him in? Then the guy says, I would but I need the eggs.”
So glad you like it. The best jokes are the ones that get to deep truth through deep laughs.