Star Trek Koan
by Bob Schwartz
Captain Kirk faced a crisis on the Enterprise. He summoned his ship’s doctor and his ship’s engineer. Bones says, “Damn it Jim, I’m a doctor, not an engineer.” Scotty says, “I’m an engineer, Captain, not a doctor.” Who is right?
Bob Schwartz 
I think we all know that Scotty has a Doctorate from The Royal School of Engineering! Too funny!