Bob Schwartz

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Dread Pirate Donald

“We’re like pirates. We’re sort of like pirates.”

On May 1, 2026, Donald Trump spoke at The Forum Club in West Palm Beach. Rambling wildly for over an hour, he excitedly described the Navy actions in Iran: “We’re like pirates. We’re sort of like pirates.”

In normal times, whenever that was, the president proudly claiming America acted like pirates would be big news. First, because if we are engaging in piracy, that is not something you proudly announce. Second, piracy is a breach of international law, which is why you don’t announce. There were some mentions, images and cartoons, but it was not big news. Quick coverage, then on to the next instability, incompetence and insanity.

It did offer a creative opportunity.

Below is an excerpt from the speech. And since pirates were a theme, I’ve recreated what that rhetoric would sound like if recited by a pirate, who I’ve named Dread Pirate Donald. Please enjoy.


And when you look at the Hormuz Strait and you see all of those ships, all of those people and ships, they want to get out or they want to get in. They’re all over the place. They’re like little ants, right? They look like a little anthill, and hundreds and hundreds of ships. And we have a navy that is unbelievable. We put up, it’s a blockade. It’s a blockade. But you saw him saying, uh, we have guns trained on your ship, turn your ship around, turn — and this is loudspeakers that go over the ocean and they hear them from two miles away. Turn your ship around, turn your ship around, and all of a sudden, you hear, yes, yes, we are going back to Iran, we are going back. We have such great military and great navy. And they were going straight through. And they said, turn your ship around, and there was no response. Turn your ship around, evacuate your engine room immediately. And you see all these guys running out of there. Now, they’re five miles away and one shot into the engine room, blew up the engine room, the ship stopped, that ship. They use tugboats and then we landed on top of it. On top of everything else, we then land on top of it and we took over the ship. We took over the cargo, took over the oil. It’s a very profitable business. Who would have thought we were doing that? We’re like pirates. We’re sort of like pirates.
–Donald Trump, May 1, 2026


Full moon tries

Full moon tries.

One mistake after another

Shoshaku jushaku. Literally, to use a file to file a file.

I first discovered the idea of shoshaku jushaku–one continuous mistake–a long time ago in talks by Shunryu Suzuki Roshi (see below). I may understand it a little better, just a little better, now, as I’ve made and experienced many more of what I considered mistakes, by me and others, one after another.

We seem to be witnessing so many public and harmful mistakes right now, which is how the phrase “one mistake after another” came to mind. We may point out constructively things that could be done or said better and offer corrections. But when we get mired in judgments about mistakes, we bring ourselves and others down. As Dogen wrote, “We should understand that, in reality, mistakes are called learning.” And as Suzuki Roshi said:

“So we should not say, “This is good,” or “This is bad.” Instead of saying bad, you should say, “not-to-do”!”


“When we reflect on what we are doing in our everyday life, we are always ashamed of ourselves. One of my students wrote to me saying, “You sent me a calendar, and I am trying to follow the good mottoes which appear on each page. But the year has hardly begun, and already I have failed!” Dogen-zenji said, “Shoshaku jushaku.” Shaku generally means “mistake” or “wrong.” Shoshaku jushaku means “to succeed wrong with wrong,” or one continuous mistake. According to Dogen, one continuous mistake can also be Zen. A Zen master’s life could be said to be so many years of shoshaku jushaku. This means so many years of one single-minded effort.”

–Shunryu Suzuki, Zen Mind Beginner’s Mind


“We should understand that, in reality, mistakes are called learning, and the state of no mistake is called nowness. In nowness there is no before or after, no goals, agendas, or fixed direction. Like the meandering river, it twists and turns in accord with circumstances but always knows how to find its way to the great ocean. If you wish to travel like this, you must go alone, not carry any baggage, and trust yourself implicitly.”

–Dogen, The True Dharma Eye


Labor, Loyalty and Law Day


It is May 1, and there is no Google Doodle for it. Maybe because it is hard for Google to know exactly which May 1 holiday to celebrate. Or maybe Google does not want to be involved in any controversy that the different May Days might engender.

May Day has been for ages a universal celebration of spring, with sprightly traditions including dancing around the Maypole. Then it took a darker, more serious turn, becoming International Workers’ Day (Labor Day), a commemoration of the bloody death of workers at the Haymarket Riot in Chicago in 1886. To counter this populist/communistic direction, in 1921 it became Loyalty Day (originally Americanization Day), with Congress and President Eisenhower officially affirming this in 1959 at the height of the Cold War. Almost simultaneously, in 1958 the President also declared May 1 to be Law Day.

May Day remains all this and whatever else you choose to make of it. Consider these virtues: the importance of labor and economic justice, the value of deserved loyalty, the significance of the rule of law, and the joys of spring that make all of them worthwhile. If you miss May 1, May 2 or every other day will do for working on all these and for dancing, with or without a Maypole.

May 1: International Workers’ Day (aka May Day)

May 1 represents three different things, depending on who and where you are.

For ages it has been a celebration of spring, including dancing around the Maypole.

It is International Workers’ Day, a labor holiday celebrated around the world, where it is sometimes known simply as Labor Day.

It is Law Day in America.

The spring thing is obvious. International Workers’ Day and Law Day require a little history.

In 1886, a general labor strike was planned for May 1 in Chicago, to promote adoption of the 8-hour work day. It is estimated that 300,000 or more showed up in Chicago, and thousands more around America. A further demonstration was planned for Chicago’s Haymarket Square a few days later on May 4. Clashes there between police and anarchists led to death and destruction, in what is called the Haymarket Square Riot. Nine defendants were arrested for their alleged involvement, and six were ultimately hanged. Since then, May 1 has been International Workers’ Day.

In 1921, at the height of America’s first Red Scare, May 1 was designated Loyalty Day. Then in 1957, during another Red Scare, President Eisenhower declared May 1 Law Day, a celebration of the rule of law—something America needs now as much as ever.

Take your choice on May 1: Celebrate spring, celebrate workers, celebrate the rule of law. Why not all three?

© 2026 Bob Schwartz

The Democratic Party needs a new animal

The Democratic Party has not been at its best during the first year of the current Republican administration. Tragically unfortunate, since it is one of only two parties that govern America, and the only one in a position to stop the slide into Republican authoritarian tyranny. It is not enough to be better than the Republican Party. Courage, vision, action and leadership are called for, and, acknowledging some admirable examples, these have been in short supply among Democrats.

It isn’t an entire solution, but I think the Democratic animal must change.

Donkeys are worthy animals for some purposes. But as a Democratic leader and politician, does your looking at a donkey really inspire you? Does it really say what this moment desperately needs?

Here are two suggestions for the Democrats: Buffalo/American bison and grizzly bear.

Buffalo is a great Democratic choice for a few reasons. It is mighty, resilient and quintessentially American. As a bonus, it resonates with the story of our native people. Of course, America did not hesitate to almost extinguish buffalo, showing disregard for those native people and wildlife. Republicans, in their infinite hypocritical absurdity, will try to say that the Democratic choice of buffalo is both mockery of a great American symbol and too woke.

Grizzly bear is also a great choice. If you want to project and inspire toughness, with the prospect of inflicting a beat down, not many animals are its equal. Certainly not donkeys.

Which should the Democratic Party be, the party of the buffalo or the party of the grizzly bear?

© 2026 Bob Schwartz

A new New Age now

Sometime in the 1970s, a spiritual/cultural/social movement emerged. It wasn’t really new, since currents like it had flowed many times before in many places among many people. Immediately before that, the counterculture of the 1960s had included many idealistic and transformational elements that were out of the mainstream, and that the establishment branded silly or dangerous or both.

One of the first books to identify the movement was Marilyn Ferguson’s Aquarian Conspiracy: Personal and Social Transformation in the 1980s (1980). She writes:


In January, 1976, I published an editorial, “The Movement That Has No Name.” It said, in part:

“Something remarkable is underway. It is moving with almost dizzying speed, but it has no name and eludes description.”…

The spirit of our age is fraught with paradox. It is at the same time pragmatic and transcendental. It values both enlightenment and mystery… power and humility… interdependence and individuality. It is simultaneously political and apolitical. Its movers and shakers include individuals who are impeccably Establishment allied with one-time sign-carrying radicals.

Within recent history “it” has infected medicine, education, social science, hard science, even government with its implications. It is characterized by fluid organizations reluctant to create hierarchical structures, averse to dogma. It operates on the principle that change can only be facilitated, not decreed. It is short on manifestos. It seems to speak to something very old. And perhaps, by integrating magic and science, art and technology, it will succeed where all the king’s horses and all the king’s men failed….

I thought again about the peculiar form of this movement: its atypical leadership, the patient intensity of its adherents, their unlikely successes. It suddenly struck me that in their sharing of strategies, their linkage, and their recognition of each other by subtle signals, the participants were not merely cooperating with one another. They were in collusion. “It”—this movement—was a conspiracy!…

Conspire, in its literal sense, means “to breathe together.” It is an intimate joining. To make clear the benevolent nature of this joining, I chose the word Aquarian. Although I am unacquainted with astrological lore, I was drawn to the symbolic power of the pervasive dream in our popular culture: that after a dark, violent age, the Piscean, we are entering a millennium of love and light—in the words of the popular song, “The Age of Aquarius,” the time of “the mind’s true liberation.”

Whether or not it was written in the stars, a different age seems to be upon us; and Aquarius, the waterbearer in the ancient zodiac, symbolizing flow and the quenching of an ancient thirst, is an appropriate symbol….

As its networks grew, the conspiracy became truer with every passing week. Groups seemed to be organizing spontaneously all over the country and abroad. In their announcements and internal communications, they expressed the same conviction: “We are in the midst of a great transformation….”


Ferguson had written about “The Movement That Has No Name.” It did quickly get a name: New Age.

The New Age Catalogue: Access to Information and Sources (1988) is an introduction to the range of the movement. Its editor writes:


Why Publish a New Age Catalogue?

“A leaderless, but powerful network is working to bring out radical change in the United States.”
— Marilyn Ferguson
From The Aquarian Conspiracy

America is currently being flooded with New Age ideas, concepts, awareness, spirituality and organizations. You’ve awakened to trance mediums on “Good Morning America.” Shirley MacLaine gave us a close look at her metaphysical adventures in her best selling books and TV movie, Out on a Limb. Subliminal and hypnosis tape programs are being sold in shopping mall bookstores. Business executives admit that their intuition was an important vehicle on their road to success and physicians are finally acknowledging that the true healer lies within each of us.

You are participating in a revolution of consciousness. The goal is an understanding of who you are, learning why you’re here and exercising your unlimited potential in this lifetime. The problem is the often confusing glut of information sources, tools, experts and organizations ready to help you travel down your unique pathway to awareness.

We’re here to help you make informed choices.

That’s why Body, Mind & Spirit magazine was created. Since 1982, we’ve helped our readers sort out and understand New Age ideas and resources. Today over one half million readers look to us to help them explore the latest New Age trends and ideas. The New Age Catalogue is a natural extension of our work. This book lays out the broad spectrum of things New Age from channeling to Zen. It gives you the basic concepts behind each topic and the finest quality resources including books, tape programs, organizations, magazines and manufacturers….

Basic metaphysics says that the Earth plane is a wonderfully instructive school. What we perceive in this reality is just illusion created by each one of us for the grand and important purpose of learning.

Spirit entities, the Bible, Nostradamus, Ruth Montgomery’s spirit Guides and virtually any other New Age-conscious person you talk to says this Earth plane is currently undergoing profound changes. These ideas range from a destructive shifting of the Earth’s poles that will take place in the year 2000 to simply an upward shift in this plane’s vibrational rate (assuming, of course, that we are basically composed of energy).

According to Jose Arguelles, the Harmonic Convergence that took place in August 1987 marked the final 25-year-cycle of this planet as indicated by the ancient Mayan calendar. What follows is what has been called throughout history as “The Golden Age,” “The Millenium” or “The Promised Land.”

Assuming that we do create this plane of reality, then it follows that we are also creating these changes. We need to be aware of our role in creation, since the seeds of change are our individual efforts. Consciousness is being raised. Awareness is being heightened. When you picked this book up, you acknowledged the curiosity — the fire within you — that yearns to know the very nature of your being.

Body, Mind & Spirit and now The New Age Catalogue exist to help fuel that fire within and help you discover the answers and pathways that are right for you. As you travel through these pages, trust your intuitiveness and allow it to be your guide.

We selected what we felt were the best quality sources of insight in the major New Age topic areas, intended to serve as a take off point for your own explorations.

The final choices are up to you, as they should be.

Paul Zuromski
Editor & Publisher
Body, Mind & Spirit Magazine


As with so many movements, big and small, ancient and modern, there are those who hear about them and think them nonsense—harmless or dangerous—and there are those who get it.

In some ways, elements of the New Age movement, and the countercultural movements that preceded it, have not entirely disappeared. About 16% of Americans—34 to 38 million—practice yoga. If you retrojected that news to the 1950s or 1960s, the puzzlement and laughter would not end.

On the whole, though, much of the openness, seeking and adventure of the New Age have diminished and been left behind. In Star Wars terms, the Empire has struck back. We need the Force to be with us. That Force can be a renewed New Age. The conspiracy can live. The choices are up to us.

Happy World Penguin Day: Captain Marvel Jr. and the Crystal City of the Peculiar Penguins (1943)

Today is World Penguin Day.

I could talk about how special penguins are to the world and to me, or talk about the existential threats they face, or show pictures of impossibly cute penguin chicks. You can find that everywhere.

Instead, this is something you may not find anywhere.

An issue of Master Comics from 1943 features the story “Captain Marvel Jr. and the Crystal City of the Peculiar Penguins”.

I have included a few pages, which may be hard to read. Instead of my description, I will let the penguins explain.


CAPTAIN MARVEL JR.:
But how do you keep your city so warm?

PENGUIN:
Through our sun-crystal! It captures and magnifies the sun’s light and heat — a strange gas keeps the crystal aloft! Those thieves you fought had come down to steal our crystals from us! They had heard rumors of our invention from a lost explorer whom we saved years ago!

For centuries we have kept our civilization secret because we felt the world wasn’t ready to receive us! We feared your war-like ways and your unscrupulous merchant-bandits! We pretended to be ignorant and permitted your explorers to capture us for your zoos just to keep our secret!


The efforts of the bandits to steal the crystals is thwarted and they are defeated. Once they are captured, the penguins build an enclosure for them.


CAPTAIN MARVEL JR.:
Frankly, I don’t know what to do with these crooks! If I take them back to jail, your secret will be out! Yet I can’t** let them go free!

PENGUIN:
Leave that to us, Captain Marvel Jr. … we know what to do!”

You see? We’ve always wanted to start a zoo…and these animals will be our first specimens!


Happy World Penguin Day!

Every American woman should view this photo before they ever vote again. Men should view it too.

University of Georgia NCAA championship women’s tennis team in the background

Worth a thousand words’: Trump photo obscuring women’s tennis team sparks backlash

Guardian
Thu 23 Apr 2026

A White House photo celebrating a champion women’s sports team has drawn backlash due to the positioning of Donald Trump and a group of men, who overshadowed the female athletes by lining up in front of them.

The University of Georgia women’s tennis team was one of several collegiate teams to visit the White House on Tuesday to mark a recent championship win. In a photo shared by press aide Margo Martin, Donald Trump and five Georgia staffers and coaches took up the front row of a stage setup, with 11 women standing in the background on a riser.

The men standing alongside Trump were, from left to right: Georgia deputy athletic director Ford Williams, athletic director Josh Brooks, head coach Drake Bernstein, associate head coach Jarryd Chaplin and assistant coach Will Reynolds.

Georgia won the NCAA women’s tennis championship last May.

“A photo is worth a thousand words …” former tennis star Martina Navratilova wrote on X.


Martina Navratilova is right. This official minimizing of all women, including women of proven excellence, says so much about the view of the president, those around him, those who support him, many Republicans (some of whom see a biblical basis for this second-tier status), and some number of Americans.

Apparently, nobody, whether on the president’s staff or among the University of Georgia important men, was willing to suggest that maybe the actual winners deserved to be featured out front and to be individually greeted, just as the important men were.

A country like the U.S. that can’t officially establish legal equal rights for women, including something as simple and fair as equal pay for equal work, obviously has powerful people who don’t believe in that equality.

Next time you vote, ask every candidate what they think of this picture. It isn’t everything, but it is a good test. Take their response as one of many guides to the way they see the world, and if you are a woman, the way they see you.

Happy Earth Day 2026

Today is Earth Day.

Looking for comic book illustration for today, I found two options.

Everyone knows, or used to know, Smokey Bear.

Smokey Bear was created in 1944, in the face of wildfire threats during World War II. He was depicted pouring water on a campfire. The slogan “Only YOU Can Prevent Forest Fires” was introduced in 1947. Popular ever since as a conservation influencer, kids could at one time become Smokey Bear Junior Forest Rangers, receiving a membership kit that typically included a membership card, a Smokey Bear badge and a certificate. For city kids who lived far from any forest, this was exciting.

If you want to take a selfie with Smokey Bear, National Park Service bookstores sometimes display full size models.

If you are wondering why the theme song (below) is “Smokey THE Bear”, which is what he is often called now, it was to add an extra syllable for a musical beat. But “Smokey Bear” is his legal name.

Speaking of city kids learning about conservation, there is Mark Trail.

Mark Trail is a comic strip created in 1946 by Ed Dodd, an outdoorsman with a passion for nature and wildlife conservation. Mark Trail is a writer and photographer working for Woods and Wildlife magazine. The strip focused on environmental and wildlife conservation, with stories about poaching, habitat destruction, endangered species, and other ecological concerns woven into the plots. Mark Trail was known for punching out villains who were harming the environment. Reading the Sunday color comics, long before Earth Day, gave those same city kids their first introduction to conservation, just like Smokey did. The strip continues to run to this day.

Happy Earth Day from Smokey Bear, Mark Trail and me!