Trump wins World War II!

by Bob Schwartz

At the World Cup championship ceremony, Trump photo-bombed the event, refusing to allow team Spain to have the glory to themselves. The official FIFA photo eliminated Trump.

The White House has restored Trump to the photo.

It made me consider the other moments and photos that Trump might have inserted himself into. The possibilities are endless.

Above is one such possibility. It is the signing of the Japanese surrender that ended World War II.

Was World War II among the many wars that Trump has claimed to have ended? As a practical matter, seemingly impossible, since Trump was born one year after the war ended.

And yet, in this era of anything is possible, why not? As you can see, while Trump was not yet born, was not an admiral, was not in the Navy, was not in the war or any war, there he is.