Snow White in Iowa
by Bob Schwartz
Hillary Clinton: Magic mirror on the wall, who won the Iowa caucus?
Magic Mirror: Over the seven jeweled hills, beyond the seventh fall, in New Hampshire campaigns Bernie Sanders, the winner in Iowa.
Hillary Clinton: I won Iowa. Bernie Sanders is dead. Behold the results.
Magic Mirror: Bernie Sanders still lives. You failed to vanquish him.
Hillary Clinton: Then I’ve been tricked.
With sincere apologies to Ted Sears, Richard Creedon, Otto Englander, Dick Rickard, Earl Hurd, Merrill De Maris, Dorothy Ann Blank, and Webb Smith, the writers of Disney’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937). And to the Brothers Grimm.