Bob Schwartz

Colbert cancelled? No worries. YOU are Colbert, or can be.

As we have all heard, Paramount, parent of CBS and the Late Show with Stephen Colbert, just cancelled the show as of next May.

Paramount settled a lawsuit by Trump, claiming that a 60 Minutes interview with Kamala Harris had been fraudulently edited. Paramount, without a fight, paid Trump $16 million and made other concessions as settlement.

Trump hates Colbert and has long called for CBS to fire him.

Paramount says the cancellation of Colbert was based completely on financial considerations. The fact that he had referred on air to the settlement as “a big fat bribe” or that Trump hates Colbert had nothing to do with it.

Many are skeptical.

This is a cultural loss. Colbert is part of the team of world-class satirists that Jon Stewart helped assemble for the Daily Show. Among them, Jon Stewart (Comedy Central, also a part of Paramount) and John Oliver (HBO Max) are still making us laugh at absurd, misguided and dangerous power.

There is great news: In the culture of 2025, YOU are Colbert, or can be.

Doing what Colbert and Stewart and Oliver did and do is hard. Just complaining and shouting earnest well-deserved, even crude, criticism of the current regime is easy, may be cathartic, but isn’t effective. Or funny.

The genius of Colbert and company is to be supremely informed, supremely intelligent, and supremely funny in ways that convey that information and intelligence AND make people laugh. With genuine heart. No, that isn’t easy.

But you and others can do it. And unlike the old days, the platforms are available to broadcast that as far as the quality and interest will carry it. The Late Show with Stephen Colbert averages 2.42 million viewers, 219,000 viewers in the key 18-49 demographic. So many videos and posts reach more than that.

It’s hard not to sound like victims, crybabies and scolds. It’s hard to be Colbert, Stewart or Oliver. But if you can be, or can learn to be someone anywhere near that neighborhood, saying and showing something anywhere near that range, do it. Often. Flood the plain.

It will not totally make up for Colbert’s absence, since he is one of a kind, but that absence shouldn’t last long. It will put you on the team as a funny and heartfelt champion of truth.

Preferred personal pronoun: Not I me mine

There is a lot of attention paid now to preferred pronouns, such as he his she her they their.

Not as much attention to first person pronouns.

If you pay close attention, you will notice how often people, yourself included, say I me mine. Whatever your, his, her, their preference, that one doesn’t change.

Is there too much I me mine in speech and thought? You decide.

George Harrison wrote what turned out to be the last track the Beatles ever recorded, I Me Mine (1970).


I Me Mine

All through the day
I me mine, I me mine, I me mine
All through the night
I me mine, I me mine, I me mine
Now they’re frightened of leaving it
Everyone’s weaving it
Going on strong all the time
All through the day I me mine

I me me mine
I me me mine
I me me mine
I me me mine

All I can hear
I me mine, I me mine, I me mine
Even those tears
I me mine, I me mine, I me mine
No-one’s frightened of playing it
Everyone’s saying it
Flowing more freely than wine
All through the day I me mine

I me me mine
I me me mine
I me me mine
I me me mine

All I can hear
I me mine, I me mine, I me mine
Even those tears
I me mine, I me mine, I me mine
No-one’s frightened of playing it
Everyone’s saying it
Flowing more freely than wine
All through your life I me mine


Trump dead trademarks: GoTrump Travel

We are tired of Trump. More than tired. He is taking up all the oxygen in America and the world. We are suffocating.

I have a distraction, which Trump, the master distracter, would appreciate.

Sometime during Trump 1, I collected Trump-related trademarks that had been registered and had gone dead. The range of branding opportunities is staggering and absurd.

From time to time, I will feature one of these Trump trademarks. Today, GoTrump Travel (registered 2005, dead 2014).

Please enjoy.

Some president of some country bans immigration of smart people

“Smart people are dangerous,” some president said. “They have ideas, they ask questions, they research answers. They get together and have ideas, ask questions and research answers, like a conspiracy. This leads to big trouble. It is a threat to our national security. People in this country are smart enough for me, which is why I am also limiting education. If our people want answers, they can just ask me. I have answers, all the answers. Our people shouldn’t even ask questions. I have the answers without any questions.”

Bossa nova in the desert

The Girl From Ipanema

Bossa nova in the desert

Birds in one ear bossa nova in the other. Hill in the desert peak of Corcovado. Waves of Sonoran cactus waves on the beach at Ipanema. Spanish and Portuguese and English. Old world new world.

‘Humanitarian city’ would be concentration camp for Palestinians, says former Israeli PM Ehud Olmert

Former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert

It has been six months since my last post about Gaza.

I think I am weary of watching the situation daily devolve and yet seeing little change in the attitudes of many in the Jewish communities or of many Americans, including those in power. Among other things, we still hear those labeling this a humanitarian tragedy being called antisemitic, even if Jewish.

The following article in the Guardian moves me to post again.


‘Humanitarian city’ would be concentration camp for Palestinians, says former Israeli PM Ehud Olmert

Ehud Olmert says forcing people into camp would be ethnic cleansing, and anger at Israel over Gaza war is not all down to antisemitism

“When they build a camp where they [plan to] ‘clean’ more than half of Gaza, then the inevitable understanding of the strategy of this [is that] it is not to save [Palestinians]. It is to deport them, to push them and to throw them away. There is no other understanding that I have, at least.”…

“It is a concentration camp. I am sorry,” he said, when asked about the plans laid out by Israel Katz last week. Once inside, Palestinians would not be allowed to leave, except to go to other countries, Katz said.

Katz has ordered the military to start drawing up operational plans for construction of the “humanitarian city” on the ruins of southern Gaza, to house initially 600,000 people and eventually the entire Palestinian population.

“If they [Palestinians] will be deported into the new ‘humanitarian city’, then you can say that this is part of an ethnic cleansing. It hasn’t yet happened,” Olmert said. That would be “the inevitable interpretation” of any attempt to create a camp for hundreds of thousands of people, he said.


Whoever you are and whatever communities you are in, please consider what is going on and what is planned in Gaza, please consider Olmert’s thoughts, and please consider a donation to the International Rescue Committee.

Trump’s hollow deadlines

Raylan Givens and Tommy Bucks in Justified

The opening scene of the TV series Justified shows Deputy U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens sitting across from drug kingpin Tommy Bucks at a Miami restaurant.

Givens has given Bucks 24 hours to get out of Miami, a High Noon moment. But Givens has a history with Bucks, and changes the deadline to right now. Bucks tries to pull a gun, Givens kills him across the table.

It’s the deadline and the change of plan that is relevant here.

Trump’s latest deadline, in a change of position, is giving Russia 50 DAYS to do something about its war in Ukraine. It isn’t clear what and besides, the cliched TACO (Trump always chickens out) applies.

You need two things to move up a deadline like Givens did: courage and ability. And to some extent a developed sense of right and wrong, which for Givens and anybody is a tricky one. You have to be willing to take a risk and live with consequences.

If you don’t have courage, ability, a developed sense of right and wrong, and a willingness to take risks and live with consequences, you should stay away from being a Deputy U.S. Marshal or from any job with power and authority. And you should stay away from hollow deadlines.

The Rewatchables: Chinatown

Here is one thing I’ve learned from having a near-infinite choice of media—music, movies, TV, books—to consume. The more I search, I still go back to the greats to relisten, rewatch, reread.

Today, after a search, I ended up at Roman Polanski’s Chinatown (1974), which I’ve watched countless times. It is fifty years old, so you do hear some newer generation movie aficionados saying “I don’t get why it is on so many best of lists.” Best of lists are never objective, even those generated by “experts”, because we are all still affected by different tastes.

But in the opinion of many lists, including mine, Chinatown is one of the greats, near the top. You can find millions of words written and spoken about it, so I won’t add to them. I will say that if you love movies as entertainment and/or as craft, you owe it to yourself to watch Chinatown.

Maybe you will never watch it again. Maybe you will think about the two hours and ten minutes you could have spent doing something else. Or maybe like me, you will watch it again and again, relishing and remembering every scene.

“Whatever you want, others all want as much; so act accordingly!”

Patrul Rinpoche

“Whatever you want, others all want as much; so act accordingly!”
Patrul Rinpoche (1808–1887)


The Kadampa teachings say that if we use our activities to open ourselves to the world with loving-kindness, patience, and understanding, we’ll bring the lojong spirit into everything we do. While our practices may be diverse, if our bodhichitta* attitude is natural and self-correcting, we’ll be doing everything with one intention. Patrul Rinpoche relates the following story to illustrate this:

When Trungpa Sinachen asked him for a complete instruction in a single sentence, Phadampa Sangye replied, “Whatever you want, others all want as much; so act accordingly!”
(Patrul Rinpoche, Words of My Perfect Teacher)

Traleg Kyagbon, The Practice of Lojong

*Bodhichitta. There are two aspects to enlightened heart: an ultimate and a relative one. Ultimate enlightened heart refers to the nature of the mind and relative enlightened heart refers to the cultivation and generation of compassion.


This sounds familiar, like a version of the Golden Rule, which instructs us not to do to others what we would not have done to us. A difference is that this goes beyond what we and they do. It is about what is in our and their mind, what you and they want. Which, surprisingly or not, is elementally the same. What we do or don’t do follows from what we think. So this might be considered the precursor or foundation of the Golden Rule.

Under Pressure

Can’t we give ourselves one more chance?
Why can’t we give love that one more chance?
Why can’t we give love, give love, give love, give love
Give love, give love, give love, give love, give love?

When I saw a playlist with a 2020 cover recording of Under Pressure by Karen O and Willie Nelson, I was curious but skeptical. I shouldn’t have been.

The original by Queen and David Bowie (1981) is fast, loud and desperate—pressurized. This version is slow and lyrical. Which gives us a chance to hear the lyrics below.

As appropriate as any song I’ve heard lately.


Under Pressure

Pressure
Pushing down on me
Pressing down on you
Under pressure
That burns a building down
Splits a family in two
Puts people on streets

It’s the terror of knowing what this world is about
Watching some good friends screaming, “Let me out”
Pray tomorrow gets me higher
Pressure on people, people on streets

Chipping around, kick my brains ’round the floor
These are the days, it never rains, but it pours

Turned away from it all like a blind man
Sat on a fence, but it don’t work
Keep coming up with love, but it’s so slashed and torn
Why, why, why?
Love, love, love, love, love
Insanity laughs under pressure we’re breaking

Can’t we give ourselves one more chance?
Why can’t we give love that one more chance?
Why can’t we give love, give love, give love, give love
Give love, give love, give love, give love, give love?

‘Cause love’s such an old-fashioned word
And love dares you to care for
The people on the edge of the night
And love dares you to change our way of
Caring about ourselves

This is our last dance
This is our last dance
This is ourselves
Under pressure