Bob Schwartz

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What do you think a Lego orchid would say to an organic orchid?

A Lego orchid and a blooming organic orchid sit a few feet apart in my office.

I wondered what they would say to each other—or are saying to each other. Leading to the question:

What do you think a Lego orchid would say to an organic orchid?

I am most interested in what readers think. For the AI-curious, I asked the same thing of Claude.


Claude: I think a Lego orchid might say something like:

“Hello there, cousin! I admire your delicate petals and natural grace. While you need water, soil, and sunlight, I’m perfectly content sitting on this shelf for years without maintenance. You may change with the seasons, but I’ll stay in perpetual bloom! Though I must admit, I’m a bit jealous of how you can grow and change on your own. My blocks may never wilt, but they also won’t ever surprise anyone with a new bud or subtle shift in color. Perhaps we each have our own kind of beauty—yours ephemeral and alive, mine crafted and enduring.”

Claude Sonnet 3.7 (Anthropic)


What do you think?

Is the newly blooming orchid jealous of the newly planted petchoas?

Newly blooming orchid, newly planted petchoas

When I wasn’t looking an orchid bloomed

There is an orchid plant in the corner of my office. When I bought it it was full of purple flowers. I cared for it without fuss, watered it when dry. As orchids will, it dropped the flowers a long time ago, while the plant continued growing. Being where it is I don’t pay close attention, even when watering. You might say mindlessly. This morning I looked more closely and saw not just a bunch of new buds but full orchid flowers. That is how it is.

My First Orchid

First Orchid

This is my first orchid, a small but exquisite one I got as a gift. It offers beauty for very little care. I water it once a week and it decorates the room and my life.

But I just learned there is more to it than that. It has been gently dropping petals. When it stops flowering, I am told, it should go to a dark place to hibernate. After a while, it will be taken out to wake up and start its beauty regimen again. If it doesn’t sleep, it will grow as a plant but will not flower.

It hasn’t been here long, but I will miss it.