Bob Schwartz

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Snake in the Oval Office, attracted by all the gold?

When considering why this snake would appear on the president’s desk in the Oval Office, I concluded that it might be all the gold there that attracted it.

I asked Claude whether snakes are attracted to gold, the color or the metal. Claude replied:


No, snakes are not attracted to gold in either form.

Snakes lack the visual systems and cognitive processing to be drawn to specific colors like gold. Their color vision varies by species, but they don’t show preference for shiny or yellow objects.

They’re also not attracted to the metal itself. Snakes respond primarily to heat signatures (via infrared sensing in some species), chemical cues, and vibrations when hunting or navigating. Gold has no special thermal, chemical, or vibrational properties that would interest them.

The myth likely stems from old tales of snakes guarding treasure, which were metaphorical or served storytelling purposes rather than reflecting snake behavior.


I didn’t know that mythical snakes were said to guard treasures.

I do know a famous biblical story about snakes, a devilish snake that appears in a perfect setting and ruins everything.

As for storytelling, I am as capable of telling/making up stories as the ancients. In this case, there is a snake in the Oval Office, presumably attracted to all the gold that the president has kept adding to it.

President, Oval Office, gold, snakes. Pretty good story.

© 2025 Bob Schwartz

Goldfinger: The fat man who cheats at golf and loves only gold

Auric Goldfinger prepares to cheat at golf

Golden words he will pour in your ear
But his lies can’t disguise what you fear

Goldfinger (1965) is the classic James Bond movie of the Sean Connery era. (streaming on Prime)

The villain is Auric Goldfinger, a “big operator” who loves gold, only gold. He is fat, cheats at cards and golf, and tries to rob Fort Knox. He is helped by a pilot named Pussy Galore, who leads her own Flying Circus.

Pussy Galore’s Flying Circus

Goldfinger does not succeed. He is sucked out of an airplane piloted by Miss Galore.

Science note: Goldfinger kills a girl by having her covered with gold paint. Supposedly this will stop her from breathing through her skin. This is not scientifically accurate.

Culture note: If you wonder why the current movement to return to the “good old days” of 1965 is not wholly a good idea, this movie, fun as much of it is, explains.

Goldfinger
He’s the man
The man with the Midas touch
A spider’s touch
Such a cold finger
Beckons you to enter his web of sin
But don’t go in

Golden words he will pour in your ear
But his lies can’t disguise what you fear
For a golden girl knows when he’s kissed her
It’s the kiss of death from Mr. Goldfinger

He loves gold
He loves only gold

Caves and mines

Caves and mines

Caves and mines laugh
Watching the greedy
Break spirits and backs.
Metals and minerals
Reflect and channel light
Colors that mesmerize and enslave.
Caves and mines
Free and outliving them all
Laugh.

© 2024 by Bob Schwartz