Bob Schwartz

Month: January, 2026

Who should be awarded the first Putin Peace Prize?

Alfred Nobel invented dynamite, among his other profitable and world-changing achievements.

In his will, he bequeathed part of his fortune to the establishment of five Prizes, including the Peace Prize. According to his will, it is to be awarded to the person who “shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congresses”.

We know two things about the current state of Peace Prizes. One is that the current president of the U.S. really wants the Nobel Peace Prize. Two is that his supplicants are now creating new Peace Prizes for him to win.

In this spirit of new Peace Prizes, proposed is the Putin Peace Prize. Apparently, you can now win (admittedly fake) Peace Prizes, such as the FIFA football Peace Prize, even if you are a leading war maker who does not “work for fraternity between nations”. So we might consider going all the way, actually naming the prize itself in honor of a distinctly unpeaceful leader.

Who should be awarded the first Putin Peace Prize?

New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani Inauguration Speech

On New Year’s Day, Zohran Mamdani was sworn in as Mayor of New York.

Much has been said about his election as leader of America’s biggest and most important city and one of the most significant cities in the world.

You have heard that he is young, that he is charismatic, that he is a Democratic Socialist, that he is a Muslim who was sworn in on a Quran, that his election was unexpected. You have heard that he has been attacked as a Communist, a terrorist, an antisemite. You have heard that New York billionaires are considering leaving the one-of-a-kind city they love and that enabled them to become billionaires. (No, he is not a Communist, terrorist or antisemite. No, those billionaires will not be leaving New York because, well, it’s New York.)

Whatever you’ve heard, hear for yourself. Following is the inspired and inspiring speech Mamdani gave at his inauguration. Leading New York City is more challenging than leading many states, especially in 2025. Whatever your politics and public philosophy, you will hear a genuinely optimistic call to expect more and work together to achieve it. For every mention of New York and New Yorkers, substitute America and Americans.

I am a native New Yorker, spending most of my life away from the city, in a sort of geographical diaspora. Meaning: I am always a New Yorker. I could not be prouder to say that than when watching the future of New York with Mamdani.

Team America: World Police

America! Fuck yeah!

I am ashamed to learn that I have never posted about the movie Team America: World Police (2004), from Trey Parker and Matt Stone, creators of South Park. I apologize.

If you like or love South Park, if you don’t like or love South Park, if you never see an episode or another episode of South Park, find this movie and watch it. Timely in 2004 and at many moments since, it is even more timely today.

Absurdly funny, indiscriminately cruel, and mercilessly true. Nothing is to everyone’s tastes. But if you see reviews or comments questioning the qualities of this movie, ignore them until you’ve seen it for yourself. Because under the current circumstances, or under the circumstances of 2004, or before that or after now, this is the ultimate puppet analysis of modern American geopolitics.

Once you see it, you’ll never forget it. As we occupy Venezuela, or Iran, or…Greenland?

It is not currently streaming for free. Pay for it if you have to. Meanwhile, following are a trailer and some clips to entertain and inform you.

America! Fuck yeah!