Bob Schwartz

To Understand America 2025, Read Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

We had the best education. We went to school every day. I only took the regular course. Reeling and Writhing to begin with. Then the different branches of Arithmetic—Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision.
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

Read Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland now. Again if it’s been a while, and definitely now if for the first time.

Lewis Carroll (born Charles Dodgson, 1832-1898) was famously creative as a mathematician and logician. He wove puzzles and tortured logic all through his book Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.

Puzzles and tortured logic are a major component of America in 2025.

The leadership and the citizens of Wonderland are variously tyrannical, illogical, stupid, or just plain bizarre. Alice literally does not fit in. While she is only a child, she has more sense than everyone she meets combined.

If I had a news network I’d suspend the futile attempts to explain what’s going on and would instead read aloud one chapter from Alice in Wonderland every day. It would be more constructive and more fun than listening to their trying to make sense of the nonsensical.

Trump’s posts and speeches seem to be taken straight from Alice in Wonderland:

For example:

We must have a trial. Really this morning I have nothing to do. With no jury or judge I’ll be Judge. I’ll be jury. I’ll try the whole cause and condemn you to death.

We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad. A dog growls when it’s angry and wags its tail when it’s pleased. Now I growl when I’m pleased and wag my tail when I’m angry. Therefore I’m mad.

Be what you would seem to be. Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.

You have no right to think. Just about as much right as pigs have to fly. I give you fair warning either you or your head must be off. Take your choice!

We had the best education. We went to school every day. I only took the regular course. Reeling and Writhing to begin with. Then the different branches of Arithmetic—Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision.

Saint Joseph of Cupertino: Will you believe a man can fly?

Thus it began: Someone running late to the airport asked me to find a patron saint to help their making a flight.

My view of saints is nuanced. I believe that the long roster of Christian saints offers valuable spiritual touchstones for people of all traditions. Belief in the underlying miracles or in the power of a particular saint to intervene in particular situations is another matter. For me, saints are much more than a curiosity, but less than a holy emissary. Still, important and worthwhile.

I found Saint Joseph of Cupertino. Even for saints and their various patronages, he is extraordinary. Based on his life, he is the patron saint of air travelers, aviators, astronauts, people with mental handicaps, test takers, and poor students. That covers a lot of ground:


Saint Joseph of Cupertino (1603-1663) was an Italian Franciscan friar known for mystical levitation experiences during prayer and Mass. Born Giuseppe Desa in Cupertino, Italy, he had a difficult childhood marked by poverty and learning difficulties.

Despite initial rejections due to his lack of education, he eventually became a priest. He became famous for reportedly levitating into ecstatic trances during religious services—sometimes floating to the altar or rising into the air—which drew crowds and scrutiny from Church authorities. These episodes occurred so frequently that he was eventually forbidden from participating in public religious ceremonies.


This led me to a little-known and less-seen movie based on his life, The Reluctant Saint (1962). Made by veteran Hollywood director Edward Dymtyrk, it is modest and well-made.

As his life story and the film (and the poster above referring to “The Flying Friar”) detail, the most remarkable feature was his ability to levitate. This is how the airplane aspects of his patronage came to pass.

If you watch the movie, or at least the last fifteen minutes, you will see a hearing about Joseph’s levitating above the altar when he celebrated his first mass. The brothers testify to what they witnessed, but one priest, Father Raspi, is adamant that it is the work of the devil possessing Father Joseph.

Father Raspi performs an exorcism (21 years before The Exorcist movie), including wrapping Joseph in chains so that he cannot levitate. When it is over, he leaves Joseph in chains. As Father Raspi and the brothers leave, they hear the chains falling away. When they go back, they are struck by a blinding bright light.

This story of Saint Joseph of Cupertino will inspire different thoughts in different people.

Did a humble, simple-minded, possibly mentally-challenged man pass his priest examination with flying colors? Did that same man, lifted by spirit, levitate?

Did this saint help someone make a flight on time?