Bob Schwartz

Trump’s wisdom on overconsumption

37 Dolls

Even a blind pig can find an acorn.

In May, Trump tried to explain why any impact from his China tariffs was justified:

“All I’m saying is that a young lady, a 10-year-old girl, 9-year-old girl, 15-year-old girl, doesn’t need 37 dolls.”

and

“I don’t think that a beautiful baby girl needs — that’s 11 years old — needs to have 30 dolls. I think they can have three dolls or four dolls because what we were doing with China was just unbelievable.”

Most observers got lost in the sheer looniness and cringiness of the details, as they understandably often do.

But in there is a message that is surprising coming from an ultra-maximalist buyer and seller (though perhaps not entirely surprising from someone who is known to appreciate beautiful younger girls). It is a message endorsing prudent consumption. Do beautiful baby girls (11 years old?) really need 30 or 37 dolls? Three or four may be enough.

Overconsumption is both an issue in America and the way we support the economy. If Trump’s wisdom was embraced, toy sales might be reduced by 90%. If we extrapolated that to sales in general, the recession would be almost instant.

Still, a wise guy like Trump deserves credit for a moment of unexpected clarity. Of course, when he finds those beautiful girls who don’t have all the dolls they want, maybe he can help.

“Wily coyotes thrive in Central Park as animals adapt to urban life across US”

Coyotes, Minnesota (2013)

It appears that coyotes have been the focus of or at least mentioned in 20 of my previous posts. Here is one more from today’s Guardian:

Wily coyotes thrive in Central Park as animals adapt to urban life across US
Romeo and Juliet among at least 20 coyotes in New York City as animals gradually expand eastward into cities.

Here in the desert coyotes are as plentiful as they are—used to be—rare in other places. Their thriving was once threatened by stupid and pointless federal programs aimed at wiping them out (sound familiar?). They were branded vicious indiscriminate predators, which they are not. As it turned out, the feds considered themselves smarter and more powerful than the coyotes, which they were not (sound familiar?). Instead, coyotes are smart, tricky, infinitely adaptable to circumstances and environment, and they can sing. Which is why they are the most famous figure in native American stories. And in some askew cartoons.

If you want the full story, please read the unsurpassed Coyote America: A Natural and Supernatural History by Dan Flores.