Bob Schwartz

Month: June, 2024

Laughing at the Summer Solstice: Stonehenge by Spinal Tap

In ancient times,
Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people, the Druids
No one knows who they were or what they were doing
Spinal Tap, Stonehenge

I saw a news report about the summer solstice gathering at Stonehenge, as people watched the rising sun shining through the ancient monument.

It is a powerful sight. And so funny. Funny because of the movie Spinal Tap. In it, the band is playing smaller venues to smaller crowds. They devised a spectacular production for their song Stonehenge (video clip below). It goes wrong.

From first viewing of the movie, I cannot see or hear about Stonehenge without thinking about the scene and the song. And laughing a lot.

We need to laugh. Always but especially now. Don’t forget to laugh. Happy summer.

Trump: “You may be right, I may be crazy, but it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for.”

You may be right
I may be crazy
But it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for
Billy Joel, You May Be Right

It is not surprising to conclude that Trump has mental health issues. Experts have weighed in. Years ago, I posted excerpts from the DSM-5 defining the pertinent personality disorders. It remains the most popular post on this blog.

What may be surprising is that Trump’s craziness is precisely what millions—tens of millions—of his fans want from him. They want someone who is crazy enough to “break some shit.” Trump promises to do just that, without conscience or compunction.

What that means for the election is that whatever Trump says or does, however ridiculous, however duplicitous, it is not only okay, it is what is expected. Anything less, anything more conventional or normal, would be disappointing. Trump is just the lunatic they’re looking for.

Artists Call for Ceasefire in Gaza Now

It is not easy being a creative personality, particularly one who is popular and commercially successful, and taking a position on controversial and divisive issues. The war in Gaza is such an issue.

Below is the message from Artists for Ceasefire along with the list of those who have signed on, 464 so far. Some of my favorites are there, probably some of yours too. Some of my favorites are missing, probably some of yours too.

What intrigues me is that this list of 464 includes some of the most famous and respected names in entertainment and the arts. Yet while Justin Timberlake’s DWI arrest is a top news item, this receives hardly any coverage.


Dear President Biden,

We come together as artists and advocates, but most importantly as human beings witnessing the devastating loss of lives and unfolding horrors in Israel and Palestine.

We ask that, as President of the United States, you and the US Congress call for an immediate de-escalation and ceasefire in Gaza and Israel before another life is lost. More than 36,000 people have been killed over the last 8 months, and over 83,000 injured* – numbers that any person of conscience knows are catastrophic. We believe all life is sacred, no matter faith or ethnicity and we condemn the killing of Palestinian and Israeli civilians.

We urge your administration, Congress, and all world leaders, to honor all of the lives in the Holy Land and call for and facilitate a ceasefire without delay – an end to the bombing of Gaza, and the safe release of hostages. Half of Gaza’s two million residents are children, and more than two thirds are refugees and their descendants being forced to flee their homes. Humanitarian aid must be allowed to reach them.

We believe that the United States can play a vital diplomatic role in ending the suffering and we are adding our voices to those from the US Congress, UNICEF, Doctors Without Borders, The International Committee of The Red Cross, and so many others. Saving lives is a moral imperative. To echo UNICEF, “Compassion — and international law — must prevail.”

Since Oct 7th, more than 45,000* bombs and missiles have been dropped on Gaza – resulting in one child being killed every 10 minutes.

“Children and families in Gaza have practically run out of food, water, electricity, medicine and safe access to hospitals, following days of air strikes and cuts to all supply routes. Gaza’s sole power plant ran out of fuel Wednesday afternoon, shutting down electricity, water and wastewater treatment. Most residents can no longer get drinking water from service providers or household water through pipelines…. The humanitarian situation has reached lethal lows, and yet all reports point to further attacks. Compassion — and international law — must prevail.” – UNICEF spokesperson James Elder

Beyond our pain and mourning for all of the people there and their loved ones around the world we are motivated by an unbending will to stand for our common humanity. We stand for freedom, justice, dignity and peace for all people – and a deep desire to stop more bloodshed.

We refuse to tell future generations the story of our silence, that we stood by and did nothing. As Emergency Relief Chief Martin Griffiths told UN News, “History is watching.”

*Updated as of 6/6/24


Artists

Aaron Frazer
Aasif Mandvi
Abbi Jacobson
Adam Lambert
Adam McKay
Adeel Ahmed
Afshan Azad
Ahamed Weinberg
Aida Rodriguez
Aimee Lou Wood
Aja Monet
Alan Cumming
Alana Hadid
Alena Smith
Alfonso Cuarón
Ali Adler
Alia Shawkat
Allison Russell
Alyssa Milano
Amanda Diaz
Amanda Gorman
Amanda Seales
Amandla Stenberg
Amber Tamblyn
America Ferrera
Aminatou Sow
Aminé
Amy Herzog
Anand Desai-Barochia
Andrew Ahn
Andrew Garfield
Andrew Thomas Huang
Anees
Angela Dimayuga
Ani DiFranco
Anna Konkle
Annie Lennox
Anoushka Shankar
Aria Mia Loberti
Arian Moayed
Ariana Grande
Arooj Aftab
ASAP Nast
Ashley Lukashevsky
Asim Chaudhry
Atsuko Okatsuka
Auliʻi Cravalho
Augustus Prew
Ava DuVernay
Ayo Edebiri
Bassam Tariq
Bassem Youssef
Bella Hadid
Belly
Ben Affleck
Bilal Hasna
Billy Bragg
BLK ODYSSY
Bobbi Salvör Menuez
Bonnie Wright
Boots Riley
Bradley Cooper
Brandon Holman
Brian Cox
Brian Eno
Brigitte Lacombe
Brittani Nichols
Bruce Cohen
Bryan Adams
Busy Phillipps
Cameron Russell
Carl Clemons-Hopkins
Caroline Polachek
Cat Power
Cate Blanchett
Catherine Van-Davies
Celeste Barber
Celeste Yim
Chani Nicholas
Channing Tatum
Charithra Chandran
Charlotte Riley
Charm La’Donna
Chase Sui Wonders
Chella Man
Cherien Dabis
Chicano Batman
Chioke Nassor
Christine Baranski
Cindi Leive
Clairo
Clean Bandit
Connie Britton
Cora Emmanuel
Cree Summer
Cynthia Erivo
Cynthia Nixon
Dan Bucatinsky
Dan Cogan
Daniel Caesar
Daniel Garber
Daniel Goldhaber
Darius Marder
Dave Merheje
David Clennon
David Cross
David Oyelowo
Dawn-Lyen Gardner
Deb Never
Denée Benton
Desi Perkins
Dev Hynes
Devery Jacobs
Diany Rodriguez
Dina Shihabi
Diplo
DJ Snake
Dominic Cooper
Dominique Fishback
Dominique Thorne
Drake
Dua Lipa
Durand Jones
D.W. Moffett
Dylan Mulvaney
Ebon Moss-Bachrach
Edie Campbell
Eisa Davis
Elliott Gould
El-P
Elsa Hosk
Elvira Lind
Elyanna
Emily V. Gordon
Emily Meade
Emma Seligman
Eric André
Eugene Lee Yang
Ewan McGregor
Fai Khadra
Farah Bsaiso
Farah Nabulsi
Farida Khelfa
Fatima Farheen Mirza
Fawzia Mirza
Fayssal Bazzi
Florence Pugh
Fontaines D.C.
Francesca Fiorentini
Frank Ocean
Fred Hechinger
Fredwreck
Geena Rocero
Geoffrey Arend
Gigi Hadid
Girl Named Tom
Gracie Abrams
Hadar Cohen
Hannah Ferguson
Hari Nef
Hasan Minhaj
Helado Negro
Hend Sabry
Howard Rodman
Ido Mizrahy
Ilana Glazer
Imaan Hammam
Imad Izemrane
Iman Vellani
Indya Moore
Ivan Jackson
Jai Courtney
Jalen Noble
James Schamus
James Wilson
Jamila Woods
Janelle Monáe
Jared Goldstein
Jas Lin
Jay Hernandez
Jay Shetty
Jean Smart
Jehane Noujaim
Jena Malone
Jenna Ortega
Jenni Konner
Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Saunders
Jenny Yang
Jeremy Allen White
Jeremy Strong
Jes Tom
Jesse Peretz
Jesse Williams
Jessica Chastain
Jessie Buckley
Jim Jarmusch
Joaquin Phoenix
Jodi Balfour
Joe Alwyn
Joel Edgerton
Joel Kim Booster
Johan Lindeberg
John Cusack
John Early
Jon Batiste
Jon Stewart
Josh Gondelman
Jordan Peele
Joy Sunday
JP Saxe
Judah Friedlander
Judy Reyes
Julianne Nicholson
Julien Baker
Juliet Stevenson
Juliette Binoche
Julio Torres
Kaitlin Olson
Kal Penn
Kali Uchis
Kamie Crawford
Karen Sours Albisua
Kathryn Grody
Kathy Najimy
Katie Gavin
Kaytranada
Kehlani
Kendrick Sampson
Kenza Fourati
K.Flay
Khalid Abdulla
Kimiko Glenn
Kimya Dawson
Kirsten Dunst
Kristen Stewart
Kit Yan
Kumail Nanjiani
Kylie Sparks
Laila Nabulsi
Lauren Jauregui
Lee Eddy
Lena Waithe
Leo Sheng
Lily Gladstone
Lindy West
Lionel Boyce
LisaGay Hamilton
Livia Firth
Liz Garbus
Lola Kirke
Lola Petticrew
Lorenza Izzo
Louisa Jacobson
Lucy Dacus
Luis Bordonada
Lupita Nyong’o
Macklemore
Mae Martin
Mahershala Ali
Majid Jordan
Malala Yousafzai
Mandy Patinkin
Manish Dayal
Marcia Cross
Margaret Cho
Maria Cornejo
Marisa Tomei
Mark Ruffalo
Mark Rylance
Martin Starr
Mary Harron
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Massari
Matt McGorry
Matt Lieb
Matt Rogers
Maxwell Osborne
May Calamawy
Maysoon Zayid
Maz Jobrani
Megan Boone
Mekki Leeper
Melanie Martinez
Melissa Barrera
Mica Argañaraz
Michael Cerveris
Michael Dorman
Michael Malarkey
Michael Moore
Michael Uzowuru
Michael Shannon
Michael Stipe
Michelle Wolf
Mickey Sumner
Miguel
MILCK
Milla Jovovich
Mimi Kennedy
Mira Nair
Miranda July
Miriam Margolyes
Misan Harriman
Misha Collins
Mishel Prada
Mitra Jouhari
Mo Amer
Mohamed Diab
Molly Bernard
Mona Chalabi
Monet McMichael
Morgan Spector
Mousa Kraish
MUNA
Mustafa Ahmed
Nabil Elderkin
Naomi Scott
Natalia Cordova
Natalie Merchant
Naz Riahi
Nelly Furtado
Nia DaCosta
Nicola Coughlan
Nicole Ansari Cox
Niki Takesh
Nikoo Nooryani
Nina Goodheart
Noah “40” Shebib
Noam Shuster-Eliassi
Nori Reed
Omar Apollo
Omar Metwally
Omar Sy
Oscar Isaac
Padma Lakshmi
Paloma Elsesser
Patti Smith
Paul Elia
Paul Walter Hauser
Peter Berg
Peter Gabriel
Peter Rosenberg
Phoebe Bridgers
Poorna Jagannathan
Poppy Delevingne
Poppy Liu
Priyanka Chopra Jonas
Quei Tann
Quinta Brunson
Rachel McAdams
Rachel Sennott
Rachel Zegler
Rain Phoenix
Ramy Youssef
Raveena Aurora
Rianne Van Rompaey
Richa Moorjani
Richard Gere
River L. Ramirez
Riz Ahmed
Roberta Colindrez
Rolla Selbak
Rooney Mara
Rosaline Elbay
Rosario Dawson
Rose Abdoo
Rosie O’Donnell
Rowan Blanchard
Run The Jewels
Rupi Kaur
Ruth Negga
Ryan Coogler
Ryan Piers Williams
Saagar Shaikh
Sabeen Faheem
Sabine Getty
Saif Mahdi
Sam Gold
Sam Richardson
Sami Zayn
Sammy Obeid
Samora Pinderhughes
Sandra Oh
Sara Driver
Sara Ramirez
Sarah Bahbah
Sarah Jones
Sarah E. Jones
Sarah Snook
Sarah Sophie Flicker
Sarita Choudhury
Sasami Ashworth
Sean Miura
Sebastián Silva
Selena Gomez
Sepideh Moafi
Shailene Woodley
Shaka King
Shayla Mitchell
Shepard Fairey
Sherry Cola
Shruti Ganguly
Silas Howard
SimiHaze
Simon Helberg
Simon Rex
Simone Ashley
Simu Liu
Sinéad Bovell
Sinéad Harnett
Smino
Snoh Aalegra
Sophia Bush
Sophia Roe
Stella Schnabel
Stephanie Suganami
Stephen Dillane
Steve Way
Suleika Jaouad
Susan Sarandon
Susan Wokoma
Sydney Lemmon
Tahar Rahim
Tala Ashe
Tanya Selvaratnam
Tara Grammy
Tarek Bishara
Tavi Gevinson
Taylour Paige
Tchaiko Omawale
Tessa Thompson
Thursday
Tien Tran
Toby Haynes
Tom Morello
Tom Hardy
Tommy Genesis
Tony Kushner
Tony Shalhoub
Tracey Seaward
Travon Free
Tyler Johnson
V (formerly Eve Ensler)
Vic Mensa
Victoria Monét
Viggo Mortensen
Vijay Iyer
Vivek Shraya
Wale
Waleed Zuaiter
Wallace Shawn
Wanda Sykes
Yara Shahidi
Yasmeen Fletcher
Yasmine Aker
Yasmine Al Massri
Yumi Sakugawa
Yusuf Cat Stevens
Zach Woods
Zayn Malik
Ziwe
Zoe Chao
Zoe Lister Jones
070 Shake

Willie Mays with tears

1948 Birmingham Black Barons, Willie Mays age 17 (front left)

It is study hall in a junior high school. A group of guys spend it in the library, seated around a table, newspaper spread out. These are the baseball pages, yesterday’s games, today’s games, player stats.

There is a debate at the table, an argument, as there is many days, about who is the better player, Mays or Mantle. (An argument that still rages, all the years later.) Even if you are a Yankees fan, an unfortunate occurrence, there is nothing to discuss. Willie Mays.

Willie Mays then. Willie Mays now, in the wake of his death at 93 yesterday. Not just better than Mantle. Better than anybody, as you either know because you are a baseball fan, or will see, hear or read today even if you are not.

When I heard the news, appropriately while watching a baseball game, I cried. Not typical for me with celebrity deaths, whether sudden and premature or not surprising. We want to see things we’ve never seen before and are unlikely to see again. For baseball fans, we are not going to see Willie Mays again, though there are plenty of stars we admire. We are happy, blissful, that we had him in the game and in our lives.

Rescue of four hostages: Gaza says 274 killed, Israel says, no, less than 100 killed. What would the Talmudists say?

There is a dispute about how many Palestinians, including children, were killed in the Israeli rescue of four hostages in Gaza. Gaza says 274. Israel says less than 100.

We have to step back and consider that dispute. Is it about numbers? To put it another way, are there moral metrics?

The answer to that last question is: of course. We have forever attached different judgments when bad or questionable acts are done in volume. Mass shootings and massacres have a different character than those with one or a few victims.

In recent and pertinent history, the massacre by Hamas is regularly characterized as the greatest Jewish catastrophe since the Holocaust, which stands as a modern standard for horror. If it had not been six million, but “only” five million or four million, would its character be in any way changed?

In the same recent history, the numbers of Palestinians killed in Gaza has captured the attention of the world. Maybe it is 35,000, maybe more, maybe less, maybe (almost certainly) thousands were children. Does the exact number matter? Is there a line at which “unfortunate but justified and necessary” crosses over? Or, as some in Israel and in America still say, no number is too high, no suffering is too much.

Which brings us back to this particular operation. I am disappointed in Jewish people for a very specific reason. We are the people of the Talmud, one of the greatest disputational records in world history. No detail was too small or arcane to discuss.

Jewish people are free to support any positions and policies they want. But my Talmudic hope is that the discussion goes beyond and beneath reflexive response, exemplified by “right to defend” or “right to exist.” There are questions that should be discussed, openly and without accusation. Earnest questions such as: Is collateral death of 100 different than 274? The Talmudists would have a field day with that one. The fact that we—heirs to those Talmudists—are not having those discussions would make them laugh and cry.

© 2024 by Bob Schwartz

AI: “Always a beautiful answer who asks a more beautiful question”

E. E. Cummings

E. E. Cummings (1894-1962) was one of the most innovative and beloved twentieth century lyric poets. The poems are uniquely and unmistakably his, with an idiosyncratic use of words, punctuation and form that served his love of language, life and love.

One of his most quoted lines, one that I’ve repeated often is not from a poem. It is from the Introduction to his book New Poems (1938):

“Always a beautiful answer who asks a more beautiful question”

It is rarely quoted in context (see the complete Introduction below).

Cummings did not live to see AI. Though he did experience World War I firsthand, as a medic in France (he was a pacifist) and as a prisoner. Since World War I was as significant as AI in changing the world forever, he and other artists of his time were profoundly affected and incorporated the experience into their art.

Generative AI operates by instructions and queries. But what does that have to do with beautiful questions leading to beautiful answers?

First we should determine exactly what a beautiful question is. Not surprisingly, and very meta, I turned to my preferred AI partner Claude:


Q: What is a beautiful question?

A: A beautiful question is a thought-provoking inquiry that encourages deep reflection, challenges assumptions, and opens up new possibilities for understanding and exploration…. Ultimately, a beautiful question is one that engages our minds, touches our hearts, and inspires us to explore the depths of our own understanding and the world around us.


If you do ask that sort of question of AI, then yes, there is a chance that the answer will approach the depth, engagement and inspiration intended. To put this in extreme perspective, the reported prank question to Google AI “How many rocks should I eat?” is not a beautiful question, nor is the advice to eat one small rock a day a beautiful answer.

Do ask AI to do things for you or to increase your knowledge. Always keep in mind the possibility and opportunity for beauty.

Leading up to the famous quote in the Introduction, Cummings wrote this:

“We can never be born enough. We are human beings;for whom birth is a supremely welcome mystery,the mystery of growing:which happens only and whenever we are faithful to ourselves.”


E. E. Cummings
Introduction to New Poems (1938)

The poems to come are for you and for me and are not for mostpeople– it’s no use trying to pretend that mostpeople and ourselves are alike. Mostpeople have less in common with ourselves than the squarerootofminusone. You and I are human beings;mostpeople are snobs. Take the matter of being born. What does being born mean to mostpeople? Catastrophe unmitigated. Socialrevolution. The cultured aristocrat yanked out of his hyperexclusively ultravoluptuous superpalazzo,and dumped into an incredibly vulgar detentioncamp swarming with every conceivable species of undesirable organism. Mostpeople fancy a guaranteed birthproof safetysuit of nondestructible selflessness. If mostpeople were to be born twice they’d improbably call it dying–

you and I are not snobs. We can never be born enough. We are human beings;for whom birth is a supremely welcome mystery,the mystery of growing:which happens only and whenever we are faithful to ourselves. You and I wear the dangerous looseness of doom and find it becoming. Life,for eternal us,is now’and now is much to busy being a little more than everything to seem anything,catastrophic included.

Life,for mostpeople,simply isn’t. Take the socalled standardofliving. What do mostpeople mean by “living”? They don’t mean living. They mean the latest and closest plural approximation to singular prenatal passivity which science,in its finite but unbounded wisdom,has succeeded in selling their wives. If science could fail,a mountain’s a mammal. Mostpeople’s wives could spot a genuine delusion of embryonic omnipotence immediately and will accept no substitutes.

-luckily for us,a mountain is a mammal. The plusorminus movie to end moving,the strictly scientific parlourgame of real unreality,the tyranny conceived in misconception and dedicated to the proposition that every man is a woman and any woman is a king,hasn’t a wheel to stand on. What their synthetic not to mention transparent majesty, mrsandmr collective foetus,would improbably call a ghost is walking. He isn’t a undream of anaesthetized impersons, or a cosmic comfortstation,or a transcedentally sterilized lookiesoundiefeelietastiesmellie. He is a healthily complex,a naturally homogenous,citizen of immorality. The now of his each pitying free imperfect gesture,his any birth of breathing,insults perfected inframortally milleniums of slavishness. He is a little more than everything,he is democracy;he is alive:he is ourselves.

Miracles are to come. With you I leave a remembrance of miracles: they are somebody who can love and who shall be continually reborn,a human being;somebody who said to those near him,when his fingers would not hold a brush “tie it to my hand”–

nothing proving or sick or partial. Nothing false,nothing difficult or easy or small or colossal. Nothing ordinary or extraordinary,nothing emptied or filled,real or unreal;nothing feeble and known or clumsy and guessed. Everywhere tints childrening,innocent spontaneaous,true. Nowhere possibly what flesh and impossibly such a garden,but actually flowers which breasts are amoung the very mouths of light. Nothing believed or doubted;brain over heart, surface:nowhere hating or to fear;shadow,mind without soul. Only how measureless cool flames of making;only each other building always distinct selves of mutual entirely opening;only alive. Never the murdered finalities of wherewhen and yesno,impotent nongames of wrongright and rightwrong;never to gain or pause,never the soft adventure of undoom,greedy anguishes and cringing ecstasies of inexistence;never to rest and never to have;only to grow.

Always the beautiful answer who asks a more beautiful question


© 2024 by Bob Schwartz

Tzedakah (charity) and the Gaza famine

Tzedahah is a Hebrew word often translated as charity, but in the Bible means righteous behavior. It is a requirement of Jewish life. On Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year, tzedakah, along with tefilla (prayer) and teshuvah (repentance), is how we are written in the Book of Life.

The famine in Gaza is at the highest level on the scale: Catastrophic food insecurity.

The International Rescue Committee explains:


The Integrated Food Security Phase Classification (IPC) scale is how hunger crises are measured. Famines are only declared if and when certain criteria defined by this system are met.

More than 1.1 million people in Gaza are already experiencing Level 5 catastrophic food insecurity, and the entire population is facing some level of hunger.

As it stands, children and families don’t know where their next meal is coming from, and they are already going hungry.

The entire population in Gaza is at imminent risk of famine. Without immediate assistance, thousands are likely to face starvation that leads to death.

This crisis is entirely man-made. Once famine is classified, people are already dying. Stopping famine from taking hold is a race against time.


As an act of simple charity, of tzedakah, donating to the International Rescue Committee would be a good thing. It does seem that Jewish people like me have a special responsibility in this case. Whatever your view is of the current war and how it is being conducted, this is exactly the sort of suffering that tzedakah is meant to relieve. Righteous behavior.

Donate to the International Rescue Committee today.

Biden: Forget my role in Gaza. I’m a peacemaker! (Might even win a Nobel Prize.)

Jabalia refugee camp, Gaza

Our public life is in shambles.

Any public life that includes Trump—so obsessively—would be. Having a disordered personality in such a prominent role would naturally lead to chaos and a dark downward spiral. (Reminder, no matter your feelings about Biden, do vote for him to defeat Trump.)

Biden, however, has added to the shambles. His Gaza “policy” has been at least equivocal and incoherent and at most destructive and duplicitous. Which is why some traditionally Democratic voters are wondering about supporting him, and why a very small but courageous number of people in his administration have left. To counteract the disaffection and loss of confidence, Biden could have long ago injected brave straight talk and active engagement into the situation, instead of toothless rhetoric, which only made him look weak when Netanyahu ignored him.

That didn’t happen. And if the latest peace plan, which may or may not go anywhere, is meant to erase all that’s gone on, that’s just one more miscalculation.

Israel is committed to standing alone in the world. In fact, it is part of its character and a point of pride. If Biden wants to also stand alone in the world, which on Gaza he is now doing, he has his own price to pay. He seems to be calculating that being too hard on Israel is politically worse than going easy. That is proving to be a risky bet.

© 2024 by Bob Schwartz